I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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