super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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