Me too!
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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