At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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