Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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