I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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