Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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