Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I look better un-naked...
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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