i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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