we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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