did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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