No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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