haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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