what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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