just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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