found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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