I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Randomize
