Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Buhtt sex?
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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