Don't make out with my wife yet
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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