Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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