i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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