the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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