this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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