How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Randomize
