Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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