She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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