She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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