That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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