Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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