Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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