Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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