I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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