He is an equal opportunity slut.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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