you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
