I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
i think im in europe. pls send help
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
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