we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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