just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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