Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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