I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Randomize
