i jhust puked up my retainher.
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I need water and some morals
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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