it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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