Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
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