Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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