if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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