Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
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Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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