If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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