I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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