I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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