I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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