This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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