I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
...so i touched it.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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