I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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