I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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