Why are handjobs necessary in class?
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
And then he peed in my hair
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